Lightning strikes my dark soul. Someone save me from extinction.

06-26-2007 11:34:09

 

Ok, let's get something straight: sschool sucks. I am just starting high school, and already my friend decides to get all holy and writes a blog about the fact that freshman are deadmeat. Well, I hate to break it to you, upperclassmen, but if anyone treats me that way again, they have something coming there way, and it won't be pretty. My whole life, I have waited for high school, so when I finally am there, the older students think they can boss me around? Well, they have no idea who they are messing with. So, here I my rules as to what is to be expected from the upperclassmenen, and if any of them break it, they should just start running.

 

1. No calling us small fry, shorty, midgit, or any other names like that. Some of us are as tall as you, and a few are taller. So unless you would like to be called this be the "freshies", I would just not say anything.

 

2. No playing pranks of any kind. In every school, you will there are more freshman than in every other class sometimes when the upperclasses are combined. So, unless you want a taste of your own medicine, don't start.

 

3. Don't give us false directions to our class. In case you haven't noticed, many freshmen are smarter than you because we haven't started underaged drinking and what not. We may fall for it the first time, but we will have our revenge.

 

4. Don't try to save the table that your "possy" sat at last year. This is not last year and therefore, we are entitled to sitting there.

 

5. Last, but not least, remember:You are not better than us. The only difference between our class are that we are smarter and you are graduating sooner.

 

These are the REAL rules for high school, so stick to them!!!

 

Love from,

 

Amanda